August 2010
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Fuck.
78 dollars. OUT THE WINDOW. I fuckin’ hate my bank. I check online every time I make a purchase to make sure I have enough money. Turns out my bank didn’t want to tell me I had no money, so when I used my debit card three times this week, they charge me. God dammmmmit. I fuckin work hard (well not really) to get that money. That’s like 10 hours of my life I’ve wasted. I...
June 2010
2 posts
New gadgets!!
My boyfriend gave me a iPod touch. I’m in love again. :) he’s the greatest.
May 2010
2 posts
Something To Blog About
So, I attempt to sell my books online. So far, this process has gone quite smoothly, until yesterday.
I sold my First Aid book over Half.com this week. This book was set at $10. It was bought by a lady I’ll nickname “SJ.” This email conversation took place over a three hour period starting around noon:
SJ: When did you send the item? I need it as soon as possible.
Me: I just...
April 2010
28 posts
Gallucci...After Dark
Tool: Cops be patrolin'!
Me: Yeah, well, don't do anything stupid.
Tool: Like what?
Me: Like talking to me. At all.
Tool: Ha. I'll have a whole conversation right now!
Me: Not with me. Walk through the door please.
Lookin' like a fool...
Old Woman: Look at that boy's pants. They are all the way down there!
Old Man: That's nothing!
Old Woman: What happens when a girl sees them?!
Old Man: Oh my.
On plans, cats, and crashes
So, I don’t really have a plan if I don’t get into Surgical Assisting. Really, someone with a 3.0+ should be able to get whatever lame tech degree they want (COUGH AKRON COUGH.) But, I figured out my schedule if I do get in. Wishful thinking?
If I don’t get in, well…I just don’t want to think about it… :(
In other news, there has been this really strange sound...
Gas Prices for Akron. →
This is a really cool site. It always has up-to-date gas prices in the Akron area. The link I posted shows a graph of how the price of gas has changed over the past years. Really interesting stuff…if you are someone like me. Bon appetit?
Crotch Pills Turn 50! →
This is a pretty long article. Here’s an excerpt. If you are interested in continuing, just click the link.
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2010
The Pill at 50: Sex, Freedom and Paradox
By Nancy Gibbs
There’s no such thing as the Car or the Shoe or the Laundry Soap. But everyone knows the Pill, whose FDA approval 50 years ago rearranged the furniture of human relations in ways that we’ve...
Third Week of the Month
Judging by the calendar, it’s time for Amy’s monthly call to bring her down to dirt level. One more year. Can I wait one more year?
What’s stopping me from totally cutting myself off from those people that gave me birth and a low self esteem. I feel like my life could be a Lifetime movie.
I have nothing else to say to not make myself feel like a blubbering idiot.
Why was I...
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt...”
– Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.
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Hey Humans? Are you still human?
Please read if you are at all interested in homosexual rights, religion, or the like. But, I didn’t write the opinion at the end, although it does follow my beliefs.
Elderly Gay Couple Split Apart, Possessions Sold by California County « HRC Back Story
Clay, 77, and Harold, 88, were a couple of 20 years. They had taken all of the necessary precautions to ensure that their...
Time to get things off my mind...
First things first…
What do people think when they secretly stalk my Facebook? I know I judge people instantly when I stalk strangers. And don’t act like I’m the only one that stalks strangers. Everyone does it. Whatever…
Oh, I’m the only one that does that? Well…live with it!
Really. What do you think?! I have a few “modeling”...
Pin Hole camera records sun's path from 6 months →
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“The only reason im going to give blood is for the free chipolte”
– Now thats the American spirit. Its all about the free!
Proper nouns come into play in Scrabble rule... →
The rules of word game Scrabble are being changed for the first time in its history to allow the use of proper nouns, games company Mattel has said.
Place names, people’s names and company names or brands will now count.
Mattel, which brings out a new version of the game containing amended rules in July, hopes the change will encourage younger people to play.
Until now a few proper nouns...
Note to self:
ohryankelley:
Never Chatroulette again.
amy_elise’s Music Profile – Users at Last.fm →
I mean, if anyone cares to know what I’m listening to. :)
Alkaline Trio - Dine, Dine, Dine My Darling.
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By the Numbers: Facebook vs The United States... →
This is pretty interesting. Check it out. And how did DC get 127%?!
“I haven’t danced naked under the stars.”
– David Silverman, atheist.
As A Reminder
YOU CAN STOP STRESSING OUT! REALLY! YOU HAVE THE WHOLE WEEKEND NOW TO GET THROUGH (WITHOUT A LAP TOP) TO WRITE PAPERS AND STUDY FOR THAT EXAM ON MONDAY. DON’T FORGET TO CALL YOUR FATHER TOMORROW ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU FUCKED UP ON. And then you’ll cry and cry until you feel silly for crying over the phone.
March 2010
16 posts
This Week In Jews News →
Ok, smash Obama all you want. But he had a seder in the White House. He gets props! He’s more Jewish than I am!
People Who Need People
Sing it, Barbara! Sing it!
Yes. Most of the time I love people. But, I don’t need everyone. I just need those few that really make me feel human; connected.
So, I’ve shaved off 120 people from my friends list. I feel so much lighter now.
I haven’t even looked at the classes available next semester because I still don’t know what I’m doing! This adds to my already...
Lunch
I just made myself a delicious lunch. A bed of curly spinach with sliced button mushrooms and fresh strawberries. Topped with sweet and sour dressing (my favorite) and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese. I also hard-boiled eggs, which were intended to go on the salad as well, but they ended up in my mouth. Added to this meal is a half of a onion bagel with cream cheese. PURPLE DRANK to drink. Grape...
“Take it one step at a time.”
– my BFF Justin. I feel like I have a whole lot on my plate all of a sudden. I’m overwhelmed. I freaked out today about really nothing. Just stressing. I hate that I maybe really messed up. But I love that my boyfriend and friends support me. That makes everything feel a little better.
I...
I have a tablet PC!
My laptop overheats so I rented a cool tablet PC from the University of Akron and as I am “typing” this I’m really writing it with a stylus. It’s really cool! Tonight was really fun with Erin and David. Now I’m at work until 4 am. Tomorrow I’m heading to Toledo to visit Justin with Marianne and Marsha. Back to work! :) PEACE!
Texts From Last Night →
Read texts from people who don’t have futures doing anything important! And make yourself feel so much better! :-P
Random Thoughts For Tonight
In regards to my stomach: Free food will always put me in a good mood. And lime Gatorade may be better than blueberry pomegranate.
In regards to my future: I have studying to do.
In regards to my happiness: My laptop is getting hot! Need to put a fan on it! :(
In regards to social networking: I’m down 50 people on Facebook. Still need to delete more. However, I enjoy adding people on...
Guide To Staying My Friend On Facebook :-P
(IE Deleting someone from my life because Facebook really is the end-all to anyone I communicate with)
1. Can I put a face with your name? If yes, continue. 2. Are you affiliated with Residence Life and Housing? If yes, continue. 3. Are you affiliated with music and/or social events that I would like to attend in the future? If yes, continue. 4. Do you annoy me incessantly with updates on my...
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Simon And Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water.
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Amy (Amyelise89) | formspring.me →
Ask me anything. Make it interesting. Make it count. :)
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“Oh, and call yourself what you like, but all prostitutes are discreet, well...”
– Dear Coke Talk: On Sugar Babies.
This blog is awesome. I’ve been reading it for the past hour. I love every single post. Terrific. Liking Tumblr more and more. And my new theme. It’s purty. :)
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Introductions First
I’m new! Yay! Hopefully I’ll actually use this blog instead of having it and not updating. Maybe interesting things will happen to me. Most likely not. I’ll try to keep it as interesting as possible.
Where am I? Akron, Ohio. My parents still live in North Canton, OH where I was raised, although I was born in Akron.
What do I do? I go to school at the University of Akron...